January 17th, 2006
When I Was Dead
… Tim was killed by the Undead, but brought back to life by their leader, the Graverobber …
… Tim was killed by an act of barbarity committed by a fellow human being in the name of his ancient cause …
… Tim, was killed by a terrorist bomb in 1993 …
… Tim was killed by a drunk driver …
(Google “[yourname] was killed by”)